Have you Been to the Motor Vehicle Bereau?

14 Jul

Jerry: “So what percent of the population would you say is good looking?”

Elaine: “Mm… 75 percent?”

J: “No way.  Its like 4 to 6 percent.”

E: “No way.”

J:  “Have you been to the moter vehicle bereau?  Its a leper colony down there!”

E:  “So you’re saying that 95 percent of the population is undateable?”

J:  “UNDATEABLE!”

E:  So how are all these people gettin’ together?”

J:  (Pause) “Alcohol?”

Just one of my favorite Seinfeld scenes I was reminded of today as I sat in the Social Security office.

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3 Responses to “Have you Been to the Motor Vehicle Bereau?”

  1. Cristine July 14, 2009 at 6:13 p07 #

    Why were you there? What did you do?? 😉

  2. Nicole July 15, 2009 at 6:13 p07 #

    Sad, but true…:( ha ha

  3. Jim July 17, 2009 at 6:13 p07 #

    Mickey Gilley did a song in the 70s titled.
    “Don’t The Girls All Get Prettier at Closin’ Time”

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